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Right Place, Wrong Time

Some of you may remember a few weeks ago when I mentioned briefly that I was only minutes away from being able to witness a stabbing. 


Actually, it was three stabbings... sort of.  One guy stabbed three people, so I guess that counts as a "tripple stabbing," rather than three individual stabbings.  Still, it’s much better than only a single stabbing, or even a double stabbing.


And, to answer your question - yes, I can joke about this, because no one died.  If someone had died, I probably wouldn’t have wanted to see it... but these guys just got "mildly" stabbed, so it would have been entertaining; even moreso because it was apparently fueled by an argument among affluent businessmen over something to do with money.


My guess is that here on the streets of New York we’re going to be seeing a lot more affluent, money-based assaults, especially with the sudden implosion of Wall Street icon Bear Sterns and its low-paying buyout by JP Morgan at $2.00 a share (yes, that story broke a matter of minutes ago, and perhaps you heard it here first.  Beat that, New York Times).  There are going to be some pretty angry, pretty unemployed businessmen come tomorrow morning.


But that’s not the point of this blog.  I’m getting to that.


Yesterday, I was walking through a part of Manhattan I hadn’t visited before.  I walked from the Rossevelt Island airtram down Second Ave.  It’s a pretty nice part of town, and I was just admiring the buildings and eating a doughtnut.  At one point I stopped and watched a crane work on a new building going in.  I remember thinking to myself that I’ve never really stopped and watch one of these tall buildings being worked on, and it’s kind of been a dream of mine to get to work on one of these things, even if only for a couple days - to climb out on girders thirty, forty stories up, and to look down at the streets below...


Anyway, again, not my point.


My point is that about an hour after I continued on my way, that crane collapsed, crushing an entire building and killing at least four people.  For the sake of sensitivity, I really can’t joke about this.


But it does raise an interesting question - I’ve narrowly missed (at least) two pretty momentous tragedies in the two months that I’ve lived in this city.


Is it me?  Should I start warning people after I’m about to leave a place that there is a good chance that something bad is going to happen?


Of course not.  That would be absurd.  I wanted to put that out there, though, just so that it’s on record, in case this trend continues.  Then I’ll be able to say that I told you so.

2008-03-17 02:04:55 GMTComments: 0 |Permanent Link
A New Challenge
New ChallengeI will not write about the New York governor scandal. That is my promise to you, both of my readers. If you've been listening to/watching the news lately, I'm sure you've heard enough. So I won't go there.



That, my friends, is what we in the business refer to as class. I've got it in spades, and I'm giving it away like candy at the Rose Bowl Parade.



Onto more important topics.



I got promoted a couple of days ago on the website that I've been writing articles for - www.suite101.com. I am now the official Feature Writer for the Math/Chaos Theory section.



Now, you're probably wanting to say to me, "Isaac, I didn't know that you went to school for math!"



That's right, you didn't. Because I didn't. In fact, I really don't know that much about math or chaos theory, but I think I can fake it - I know I've done a decent enough job so far. And now that I've spent a couple of days looking into the topic (this is what happens when you have a job where you don't actually do much of anything), I've come to realize that it will afford me some pretty incredible opportunities to hone both my writing skills, and my "knowledge of random, useless stuff" skills.



I just finished writing my first article as a Feature Writer, on the subject of Fractal Geometry. It was kind of exciting, and made me want to write more articles on fractals and on continuous, non-differentiable functions.



Does that make me a geek?



If it doesn't, I'm sure I could find something else to try. Perhaps my recent passion for memorizing the periodic table would do it (the hardest element to memorize, in case you are wondering, is Pa - Protactinium).



Or how about my recent obsession with using my lunch breaks to study my copy of The Federalist - 600 pages of two-hundred-fifty year old political theory. This stuff is priceless.



I'm sure I'll write more on this later, but tonight, I feel like I've already been far too productive for my own good. I need to eat some triscuits, drink some cream soda, and stop thinking for an hour or so.



Thank you for your time. If I had the money, I'd pay you to read this. I promise.
2008-03-13 02:29:34 GMTComments: 0 |Permanent Link
Entry for March 12, 2008

This is it. My first official posting of a blog on my new website. My very first attempt to reach out to my audience and grab hold of you. My first impression (for which, it is said, we never get a second chance)...


I better make this good...

And yet, I'm stalling because I can't really think of anything to write. I'm supposed to use this to keep the world updated on my life progress, but seeing as how this is my very first blog, that gives me about 25 odd years to cover, which I already have done in other areas of this site.


Time to rethink, retool and restrategize.

I guess I could take a moment to explain to you how just now (that is, about five minutes ago) I was taking a shower and I had somewhat of a revelation regarding the chemical properties of heat and combustion. The problem is that I don't think that will interest very many people (if I'm wrong about this, you can email me and let me know and I'll write about it later).


Instead, I'll explain a bit more about this site, just to get everyone up to date.

In the end, it all boils down to vanity, but I've found that in some areas of life, it doesn't pay to be humble. One of those areas is on the internet. I haven't been taking advantage of the power of the internet like I should, I realize, and one of the ways to do that is to plaster yourself over it in as many different places as you can.


My goal: Go to Google and type in "Isaac." When you hit enter, I want my name to show up right there on the first page, which is devoted at the moment to Isaac Newton, Isaac the Biblical Patriarch, the International Society for Augmentive and Alternate Communication and Innovative Scientific Analysis And Computing. Nothing about me at all.

In fact, I don't even know what page you have to go to to find anything about me (I tried, but I got bored after about thirty pages). Surely, attaining this goal is going to take a tremendous amount of work, self-determination and a bit of exaggeration on my part.


I have to convince the world that I'm more important than I am.



On that note; if there's anyone out there working on a Wikipedia entry for me, I'll be happy to provide you with whatever information you need. Ditto for anyone who's thinking about writing an article about me for the New York Times or National Geographic.



I'll take interviews, to be sure, and if I have to put my face on a few buttons, I guess I'll stoop to that level too.

I suppose none of this really answers the question of WHY, though.


Why do I want to be king of the internet?

The more important question is who wouldn't?


And that's it. That's my opening statement. I'm not out to change the world or anything (though if I have to do that in the process, I don't really see myself avoiding it) - I'm just openening a door and waiting to see what walks through it.



2008-03-13 02:28:33 GMTComments: 0 |Permanent Link
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